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Category Archives: preschoolers
Swallow Back the Years
I do not want my kids to grow up. There. I said it. I like them little. I like how they smell. I like how my daughter’s voice still sounds about half her age when we talk on the phone. … Continue reading
Posted in humor, kids say the darndest things, motherhood, preschoolers, sons, vomiting
Tagged bedtime, humor, kids say the darndest things, motherhood, preschoolers, puke, sons
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More Depressing than a Sad Santa
From the Momplex archives: It would be an understatement to say I’ve been a little blue lately. Blue’s such a pretty color anyway. Why don’t we refer to the doldrums with a color like diarrhea brown, as in “I’ve been … Continue reading
Posted in daughters, marriage, military life, mood issues, motherhood, poop, preschoolers
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Answering Life’s Big Questions
(The following was originally published in 2009.) My daughter is getting to that stage where she’s starting to ask the Big Questions. Actually, she hit the stage some months ago, around the time I became pregnant again. I’m a fan … Continue reading
Posted in daughters, death, mood issues, motherhood, preschoolers, sexuality
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