Category Archives: poop

More Depressing than a Sad Santa

Posted on June 8, 2014 by

From the Momplex archives: It would be an understatement to say I’ve been a little blue lately. Blue’s such a pretty color anyway. Why don’t we refer to the doldrums with a color like diarrhea brown, as in “I’ve been … Continue reading →

Posted in daughters, marriage, military life, mood issues, motherhood, poop, preschoolers | 3 Comments

The Dump on Sharp Road

Posted on March 26, 2014 by

Today’s writing was prompted by a weekly meme called “Where I Lived Wednesdays,” from Ann Imig at Ann’s Rants. Want to join the fun? Just click here and leave your link! Way out in Six Shooter Canyon, in that time, … Continue reading →

Posted in Globe, home, humor, motherhood, poop, whereilivedwednesday | 16 Comments

Whack-a-Mole: Parenting in an Intrusive World

Posted on February 13, 2013 by

Poop-slinging is not just for primates. I know, because I experience it as a mom firsthand all the time. I’m not talking about literal poo once flung at me by kicking baby legs—technically, that’s not slung. I’m talking about the … Continue reading →

Posted in advice, government, humor, motherhood, poop, preschoolers | 7 Comments

Self Evaluation for Performance Review

Posted on August 20, 2009 by

Name: JennyDate: August 21, 2009 Title: MomDepartment: Family ServicesReview Period: Summer 2009 Please complete the questions listed below and return to your supervisor prior to your performance evaluation. As you complete the form, consider your own personal performance as it … Continue reading →

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