As I stood ironing badges onto my third-grader’s Brownie vest this morning, I was reminded of a brilliant entrepreneurial idea I had when her little brother was a baby. Well, at least I thought it was brilliant. Here is her Brownie vest:
Excuse me. But why does she get all the flair? What about me? I think we need Mom and Dad Troop vests. I could open a whole online store, complete with badges and buttons for every kind of hell a parent might conquer, big or small. Here is but the tiniest start of mine. I could go crazy with this:
Only problem? I’d run out of space. I bet you would, too. And moms with grown-up kids? Fuggedabowdit. They’d need a closet full of vests.
Come on, you know you want one.
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